1、她满脸是甜蜜的微笑，活像一朵盛开的玫瑰花。
Her face is sweet smile, like a blooming rose.
2、令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。
I can’t help myself, except for teeth and love.
3、微笑拥抱每一天，做像葵花般和煦的女子。
Smile, embrace every day, be a sunflower like woman.
4、夜秘密的把花开放了，却让白日去领受谢词。
Night secret opened the flower, but allows the day to get.
5、那颗心乐得快要盛不下蜜糖般的喜悦。
The heart was so happy that it could not contain the joy of honey.
6、念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混!
Read more than ten years of books, or kindergarten is better mix!
7、喝药递瓶，上吊给绳，跳楼的挥着小手绢送行。
Take medicine, pass the bottle, hang it to the rope, jump off the small handkerchief and see off.
8、快乐是成功的副产品。
Happiness is a byproduct of success.
9、觉得自己不快活的人是不会快活的。
People who don’t feel happy are not happy.
10、根是地下的枝，枝是天空中的根。
Roots are the branches of the earth, and branches are the roots of the sky.
11、不懂得快乐之道，烦恼便永远跟随你。
If you don’t know the way of happiness, worry will follow you forever.
12、听到大家的赞美，他心里美滋滋的!
We heard the praise, he was flattered!
13、没有医保和寿险的，天黑后不要见义勇为。
Without medical insurance and life insurance, don’t be courageous after dark.
14、鸵鸟的幸福，只是一堆沙子。
Ostrich happiness is just a pile of sand.
15、快乐使人身体无病，心灵无疾。
Happiness makes the body sick and soul free.
